Beer vs. wine, with a smile
Nark Fisher and Jim Witmer of Cox News Service offer an amusing spin (registration required, but free) on the Gallup Poll that showed wine overtaking beer in popularity.
The list 10 reasons wine is better than beer and 10 that beer is better than wine. Two on the plus side for wine:
Did you ever hear of a “wine belly?'’
Jesus didn’t turn water into beer; he left that to Miller and Anheuser-Busch, which proceeded to get the process backward and turn beer into water.
And two for beer:
Beer doesn’t need a movie about two losers (Sideways) to increase its popularity.
Beer never has a “bad year.'’
